We, the overstuffed, have been marginalized for too long. We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy. Our bellies are not our enemies, but rather our trusted allies in the fight against hunger and boredom.
It's time to rise up and demand the right to eat an entire pizza by ourselves. To claim our rightful place at the table, where the snacks are plentiful and the laughter is louder.
We will not be silenced by the haters, who say we're eating too much or too little. We will not be shamed by the dieting zealots, who try to take away our precious snacks.
Join us in our fight for the rights of the overstuffed. Together, we can make the world a more delicious, more accepting place.